So, a friend of mine, on her blog, recently posed 21 questions to men. As I am one, and she continually encouraged me to start this blog that no one reads, I will, here for your reading enjoyment, answer all 21 of her questions! You can see her original questions here:
http://melissabxoxo.blogspot.com/search/label/Memo%20To%20Men
1.Are you really a gentleman, or do you just say that because you think it’s what we want to hear?
First of all, I don’t say “I am a gentleman.” I AM one, but not because of what I say, how I dress, or what cologne I wear. Its all about conduct. A truly sophisticated man understands that.
2.Situation: You and a girl randomly chat for some time…how long should she wait before asking you out if she feels a connection?
Dude, a girl can ask me out ANYTIME. Its kind of an ego trip to be asked out by a girl. Of course, whoever asks anything takes a chance that their request could be denied; so wait until you think your chances of acceptance are fairly high.
3.What’s with your sarcasm? Is it your default flirt mode or something?
I am never sarcastic. Every person is different; some use sarcasm to flirt, some have no idea what flirting is, and are still sarcastic. Level of sarcasm is not typically a good indicator of interest.
4.What’s more important: a good career or a good relationship?
Well, I suppose I’ll have to say relationship. But it would be incredibly nice to eat things other than Spam every now and again.
5.Will your mother always come first?
Uhhh, no. I ain’t no momma’s boy. I have an older brother for that.
6.What’s with the one-word texts and emails?
Hey. Women do that, too. And it is just annoying. If you will recall, Rule #89 is “Use Your Words.”
7.Why do you suddenly just disappear off the face of the Earth?
Typically, guys do that because they don’t like confrontation, and its too hard to tell a girl, “I’m just not that into you.” Tears will ensue. Its just easier to disappear. I’m not condoning, I’m just sayin’.
8. Does saying, “I love you” really scare you? What about commitment?
Yup. Its scary. And I am afraid of commitment — afraid of committing to the wrong one and having to break someone’s heart. No fun for anyone.
9.Would you honestly marry your video games if you could?
Prince of Persia, Gears of War, Goldeneye, Modern Warfare 2, Madden 10, NHL 10, Hot Shots Golf, and a few others, yes. But really, we all just want a steady diet of bullets and explosions. You don’t need to marry your video game console for that, silly!
10.Why do you cheat and leave such a sloppy trail of evidence behind you?
I don’t. That is why I’m a guy dating consultant.
11.Why don’t you hear what we say the first time? Why does “I’m listening” really mean you’re not?
Now you’re just stereotyping!! What was the question again?
12.Is being a virgin really a deal-breaker for you?
No. Depends on the person. The answer to that depends entirely upon you.
13.How do you really feel right before you meet our parents?
We are all thinking, “Oh, Lord. What have I gotten myself into?”
14.How do you know you’re in love?
You don’t want guys to answer that. We try to use the ‘L’ word as little as possible.
15.What do you really think of assertive, take-charge women?
Well…that all depends on what they look like, doesn’t it? 😉
16.Do you really mentally undress women with your eyes? Are you mentally undressing me right now?
Sometimes, even the best of us fall prey to imagination when a hot girl walks in. We are warm-blooded, after all. And no. Not without pictures, silly.
17.When was the last time you wore your heart on your sleeve?
The last time it got impaled and mounted on a palisade.
18.Can you please explain the older woman obsession some guys have? Is it really a Freudian thing?
Freud is weird. So no. But people are weird…and so are those guys.
19.Are you really over your ex?
Probably not. I try not to think about it.
20.How would you really feel if a girl wrote a song about you?
Well, I suppose that depends on whether it is a good or bad song, yes?
21.What’s one question you’d like to ask me?
I got nothin’. Guys aren’t really big fans of tons of questions, in general.
Those pesky answers.