The dead don’t shoot back,
But the tumbleweeds still roll;
Time for a showdown.
The dead don’t shoot back,
But the tumbleweeds still roll;
Time for a showdown.
Hello Mary Lou
Ricky Nelson (Greatest Hits — Ricky Nelson)
2005 Capitol Records
This is a great song that never made it to #1. It did, however, make it to #2 in Europe, which is something, I suppose. It includes a great (and influential, as cited by Queen guitarist Brian May) guitar solo halfway through the song. On the solo, guitarist James Burton uses one banjo string on his guitar to get that “twangy pop” sound that continues to be emulated in both country and rock guitar today.
Never Take Friendship Personal
Anberlin (Never Take Friendship Personal)
Tooth & Nail, 2005
The title was made (supposedly) when Anberlin kicked one of its guitarists out of the band. He was apparently only wanting sex and drugs with his rock & roll. Wherever it came from, though, the title track from an excellent album is a great tune to scream with as the weather gets nice and you drive a little faster!
Everything depends
On a reddish wheelbarrow —
Wait. No, that’s not right.
Rule #81
Be a good kisser.
This is important. And lots of people are absolutely terrible at it.
Some examples of terrible kissers include:
The Suckerfish: This person does not kiss you. Instead, this specimen attaches to one of your lips and sucks on them. Horrible. Don’t do it.
Limp Lip McGee: This person does not make use of the muscles in their lips. They literally push their face into yours, and their lips touch your face. If you are this person, just forget kisses, and try to perfect your hug.
The Slobber Caballero: This person drools. Quite a bit. It isn’t drool exactly (just overactive saliva glands, I suppose), but c’mon. Nobody wants to be slobbered upon. They want to be kissed.
Petrified Tongue-in-Cheeky: This person (presumably) has no idea what to do with their tongue. So, they stick it out. And they kiss you with it. Often. Ewwwie. They literally leave their tongue sticking out of their mouth the whole time. Uncool.
Please, think about how you kiss before you actually do. You don’t want to ruin something good because you can’t figure out how to make out.
Don’t you try to eat
Forty foot tall marshmallow
Peep! Sugar Coma!!
Rule #19
How you smell (or don’t) is important!
You cannot stink. Smelling bad is a destroyer of relationships (unless you’ve been working out, playing sports, etc., it’s expected you perspire for those things).
My friends (a while back) were very helpful in this respect. I had a magazine out (GQ), and they grabbed it, with the intent of smelling the cologne samples contained therein. When, after smelling one, they all said “ohhhh!!” and fainted a little bit, I decided I should probably wear that one.
Now, I frequently get comments that I smell “yummy,” and could be “eaten up.”
Not having a smell may not hurt your chances with the opposite sex, but having the right smell will inevitably increase your attractiveness.
Rule #36
You need to learn how to iron your clothes. I’m sorry, I know you hate it; but you don’t want to look like you just crawled out of the hamper!
Again, you can still get a girl if you are all wrinkly. Your relationship can (and many do) still work. But why risk it? why look like a slob? If that girl of your dreams walks by, you want to be ready. So set up the ironing board in front of the TV, turn on some sports, and wield that iron!!